A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum
The doctors described his condition as stable
What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
I’m a pile up.
I’m a pile up who?
What do you call a guy with no shins?
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
Get in the batmobile
I eat map
I eat map who?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh
No you’re a poo!
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What do you have when you have two little green balls in the palm of your hand?
Kermit’s undivided attention!
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
To hide in cherry trees
What’s the loudest noise in the forest?
A giraffe eating cherries.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?