Jokes:-A collection of bad short jokes that are so bad they are funny

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum
The doctors described his condition as stable

What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I’m a pile up.
I’m a pile up who?

What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee

What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
Get in the batmobile

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat map
I eat map who?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom

Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No you’re a poo!

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!

What do you have when you have two little green balls in the palm of your hand?
Kermit’s undivided attention!

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
To hide in cherry trees
What’s the loudest noise in the forest?
A giraffe eating cherries.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles

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